Captain Cook

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2009

December 109
November 131
October 150
September 220
August 210
July 186
June 203
May 206
April 136
March 278
February 187
January 180

2008

June
May
April
March
February
January
PG Porn: The Rancher’s Randy Wife check out the PG...
Apr 1st
agentmlovestacos: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: I haz...
Mar 31st
via twitter.com/captaincook
Mar 31st

Sweet, I just bought a new car

Now if you can excuse me, I have to go and pick the damn thing up
Mar 31st
Green Day's 'American Idiot' heads to the...
Mar 30th
Dana DeArmond is very shway
Mar 30th
I’m heavily looking forward to Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island, due out October 2. I...
Mar 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)
Mar 30th
The Wolf Man The 1941 horror classic starring Lon Chaney,...
Mar 29th

Travis Criscola of Cute Lepers...

Travis Criscola of The Cute Lepers passed away yesterday. His bandmates wrote this: Early the...
Mar 29th
Warch Watch
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! The fucking Bible!
Mar 29th
Daffy Duck!
Mar 29th
(via sexualpredator) Yeah, I know I’m going to be...
Mar 29th
Besides the occasional comic shit over at comic books! I won’t be posting much around here at...
Mar 29th

Valediction

misterpeace: I have to take leave of this blog.  Actually, I have to take leave of the internet...
Mar 28th

Most likely weekend box office numbers...

via DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com 1. Monsters vs Aliens (DWA/Par) OPENER, Fri $16.5M [4,104], Wkd $57M...
Mar 28th
misterpeace: O. Henry hey, it’s nice to see this...
Mar 28th

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive

but if you want to be HIV negative all the time…
Mar 28th
“Sit ‘n Sleep will beat anyone’s advertised...”
— Larry Miller, Sit...
Mar 28th
The Undertaker is not pleased with Shawn Michaels
Mar 28th
Shawn Michaels cuts a promo from the heavens
Mar 28th
Matt Hardy and a lovable woofer!
Mar 28th
Rancid - Rancid LP 2000 download mp3s at Epitaph Records
Mar 28th
WrestleMania Logos 1985-2008
Mar 28th
Urban Dictionary: Ivan I think this would’ve been...
Mar 27th
taken around Silver Lake Blvd art by Joshua Callaghan via...
Mar 27th
eyeonspringfield: We’ll dig our way out! No, no dig up,...
Mar 27th
smiths: A little moar Marr. Over the years I’ve been...
Mar 27th
Stick Your Damn Hand In It: 20th Birthday of...
Mar 27th
titlesequence: via cartoons.jocuri100.ro
Mar 26th
You know you want it!
Mar 26th
xLIFExOFxAxSTRAIGHTxEDGERx by Mitch Clem it wouldn’t...
Mar 26th
Warch Watch
Gaslight Anthem covering The Replacements’ classic song Left of the Dial …my head just...
Mar 26th
kayfabe: drawing-cowboys: Lucy Knisley @...
Mar 26th
my pal Travis texted me this pic he took in Colorado. He was...
Mar 25th
Do you think that the people at the airport that run the...
Mar 25th
citizenbist: Takashi Shimura and Toshiro Mifune in Drunken...
Mar 25th
Randy Orton
Mar 25th
Your World Heavyweight Champion: The Rated R Superstar Edge ...
Mar 25th
“Nature Boy” Ric Flair left battered and beaten...
Mar 25th
Chris Jericho beats the holy hell out of retired Hall of...
Mar 25th
Shawn Michaels performs a flying elbow on Chris Jericho via...
Mar 25th
wikiHow: How to Do the Sweet Chin Music
Mar 25th
Poll: The true main event of WrestleMania 25
Mar 25th
John Barrymore in Don Juan, 1926
Mar 25th
The 1926 Warner Bros. motion picture Don Juan was the first...
Mar 25th
I’m heading off to watch Back To The Future tonight at the Arclight Sherman Oaks (tickets are...
Mar 24th
R2D2 Budget Mod PC Case by Frenk Janse
Mar 24th
“Constant inquiries about why I am “not on...”
— Tom Leykis on why he...
Mar 24th

Variety: WWE timeline

1979 Capitol Wrestling grows, providing syndicated programming to 30 television stations. 1982 ...
Mar 24th
WWE expands ancillary in recession
Mar 24th
Will '12 Rounds' bodyslam box office?
Mar 24th
Hello
Mar 23rd
Big Media Cartel About To Punish Netflix?
Mar 23rd

Announcement #1: comic books!...

comicbooks: Starting tomorrow, my lovely voice will be posted on this tumblog! I’ll be talking...
Mar 23rd
Dance Hall Crashers listen to ‘Last Laugh’ from...
Mar 23rd
Warch Watch
Paul Westerberg - World Class Fad music video 1993 directed by Watchmen director Zack Snyder
Mar 23rd
Paul Westerberg - 14 Songs LP 1993 youtube video: Paul...
Mar 23rd
The Clash - Combat Rock LP FMLN2 1982 youtube video:...
Mar 23rd
The Misfits - Walk Among Us LP JRR804 1982
Mar 23rd
Chelsea - Urban Kids 7” 1978 listen on youtube...
Mar 23rd
Warch Watch
Nerds discuss the Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings film franchises. Scene from Clerks 2.
Mar 23rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22)
Mar 22nd
Jesus Christ… c’mon now, Yahoo! Cue the video...
Mar 22nd
Elvis Costello - This Year’s Model LP 1978
Mar 22nd

John Cena and Edge have fought over 30...

Interesting stats… via NoDq.com Credit: PWPix.net John Cena and Edge have had a long and...
Mar 22nd
Mar 22nd
80% of all people on tumblr
Mar 22nd
Elvis Meets Nixon
Mar 21st
Warch Watch
ringsidereview: In all of its demented glory, “Piledriver: The Music Video.” Don’t say I never did...
Mar 21st
jbacardi: Patrick Owsley Cartoon Art and More!: THE BEATLES...
Mar 21st
jbacardi: The Non-Adventures of Wonderella »...
Mar 21st
comic books! will be updated later tonight/early Saturday...
Mar 21st
Pennywise - Land of the Free? 2001
Mar 21st
The Suicide Commandos - Make a Record LP 1978 Debut record....
Mar 21st
Your morning adorable: Little penguins North and South are...
Mar 21st

WWE Superstars that are left out of...

via NoDq.com, Credit: PWPix.net A number of notable WWE Superstars have yet to be figured into...
Mar 21st
NIN|JA EP Nine Inch Nails Jane’s Addiction Download...
Mar 21st
Next week I’ll share my favorite WWE Wrestlemania...
Mar 20th
Listen Listen
Springtime for Hitler! Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to...
Mar 20th
“I’m a nothing. I spend my life counting other...”
— Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) from...
Mar 20th
“This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at...”
— Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel)...
Mar 20th
“Soon, I shall be with mein Führer… and Himmler....”
— Franz Liebkind (Kenneth Mars)...
Mar 20th
hannahisdead: sometimes I wish I drank, or had my big stash of nice pain killers. just so I could...
Mar 20th
(via eyeonspringfield) Remember Alf? He’s back—...
Mar 20th
Depeche Mode - People Are People 7” 1984
Mar 20th
Warch Watch
From The Rachel Maddow Show last night and it’s about responsibility for six years of a war...
Mar 20th
Morrissey - Irish Blood, English Heart 12”
Mar 20th
Listen Listen
smiths: First Of The Gang To Die - Morrissey You have never been in loveUntil you’ve seen the...
Mar 20th

Michael J. Fox always has his martini's...

kayfabe: (via mthrfknluis) Are you saying my mom… has got the hots for me?
Mar 20th

President Obama and eight year-old Ethan

President Obama: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ethan: A cop.
President Obama: A cop? Now that's what I'm talking about!
Mar 20th
The History of WrestleMania Main Events
Mar 20th
kayfabe: (via winnr:planettampon) I have a pal working with...
Mar 19th

Mr. Garrison becomes a man again

Mr. Garrison: I've learned that if you can't have babies, you're a man.
Thompson: Whoa, uh, wait. Hang on a second. My wife had ovarian cancer, so she can't have babies.
Mr. Garrison: Well then get an AIDS test, Thompson, because your wife's a dude, faggot! Yeah, I'm back!
Mar 19th
“I’d rather be a woman who can’t have periods...”
— Mrs. Garrison
Mar 19th
“Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust...”
— Mr. Garrison
Mar 19th
a small spot of my room
Mar 19th
nicksummers: I like Palo Alto nice
Mar 19th
Natasha Richardson A natural beauty. A wonderful wife and...
Mar 19th
(via kayfabe) There is nothing wrong with your television...
Mar 19th
Alyson Hannigan is ready for Wrestlemania still taken from...
Mar 19th
ringsidereview: Jason Segel dressed up like Ultimate Warrior...
Mar 19th
Punk Matters (shorter. faster. louder.) by Mitch Clem
Mar 18th
“You know how a band or artist can cover a song somewhat...”
— Eric Reynolds, editor at...
Mar 18th
Mar 18th
Moe
Mar 18th
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley! Ring, ring, ring went...
Mar 18th
Suc-Up, the vaccum
Mar 18th

Comic-Con 2009 update: hotel booked

$450 bucks for four nights. Not goddamn bad at all, especially since we’re five miles away...
Mar 18th
Back To The Future this Monday night at the Arclight Sherman...
Mar 18th
Gloria Swanson in Sadie Thompson 1928
Mar 18th

sex and politics

Apparently, the place where President Obama will have hold a town-hall meeting at is about a block...
Mar 18th
via Spike Jonze Fan Blog
Mar 18th

You like Huey Lewis and the news?

(via hannahisdead) So take me away, I don’t mind But you better promise me, I’ll be...
Mar 18th

It's 80 degrees in sunny Los Angeles...

Looks like LA could use a cold beer!
Mar 18th

The love of beer (El amor de la cerveza)

(Best day to post this. I’ll repost this on Cinco de Mayo as well…) Unlike most modern...
Mar 18th
Mar 18th
Listen Listen
spiegelman: This is as festive as I get.  Don’t pinch me. (Dropkick Murphys, I’m Shipping Up To...
Mar 18th
Marvel Signs MMO Deal
Mar 17th
“A film is a ribbon of dreams. The camera is much more than a...”
— Orson Welles (via pippip)
Mar 17th
I got to handle some IMAX stock when I visited Panavision...
Mar 17th
I wish Tumblr had a dislike/thumbs down option on posts. Yeah, we have the ‘Like’ heart...
Mar 17th
Obama to visit Southern California this week
Mar 17th
Did Captain Metropolis and Hooded Justice...
Mar 17th
New South Park episode: “The Coon” One young...
Mar 16th
ZUCKERED: SciFi Channel And Website To Waste...
Mar 16th
“In the context of the original book, Moore bends over...”
— Tim O’Neil, on vigilantes,...
Mar 16th
Harlan Ellison sues Paramount over 1967 Star...
Mar 16th
Warch Watch
Nine Inch Nails - Happiness in Slavery music video. Starring the late Bob Flanagan. Directed by Jon...
Mar 16th
Morrissey - Everyday is Like Sunday 7”
Mar 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)
Mar 16th
John Barrymore in Don Juan, 1926
Mar 15th
The Marx Brothers, publicity photo for Duck Soup 1933
Mar 15th
Vengeance is mine. You are all ants and I am your destroyer!...
Mar 15th
Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out...
Mar 15th
You three faggots are going on stage, and you three faggots...
Mar 15th
Monk’s Restaurant, aka The Coffee Shop
Mar 15th
I am enjoying my little break from comic books! I know I’ve even lost some followers …a...
Mar 15th
ringsidereview: The MAX lists the top 10 all time WORST...
Mar 15th
“HMO’s are in it for the money. Live free, love safe or die.”
— Daniel V. Jones, on a banner...
Mar 15th
ringsidereview: Dave Meltzer and PWinsider.com’s Mike...
Mar 14th
Comic-Con four-day memberships sold out yes, I am a lucky...
Mar 14th
goatpunishment: The Rentals This is the current...
Mar 14th
Magnet: Most Overrated and Underrated song by...
Mar 14th
SXSW 2009 on BitTorrent: 6 GB of Free Music
Mar 13th
Lon Chaney as Mr. Wu, 1927
Mar 13th
Union Station Los Angeles (taken last thursday)
Mar 13th
YOU DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Mar 13th
Man dressed like The Joker slain by police in...
Mar 13th
hannahisdead: cheezybeezyaintsneezyfosheezy: mockhare: ...
Mar 13th

a quickie from Clerks

Dante: You hate people.
Randal: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
Mar 13th

Edge and Christian news for 3/12/9

via ProWrestling.net Edge is currently battling several nagging injuries, reports ProWrestling.net....
Mar 13th
agentmlovestacos: Zombie Couples #1: JFK and Jackie! This...
Mar 13th
Listen Listen
Are ‘Friends’ Electric? by Gary Numan and Tubeway Army It’s cold outside And the...
Mar 12th
“You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses...”
— Trent Reznor, via his twitter
Mar 12th
Discharge - Decontrol 7” 1980
Mar 12th
Orson Welles
Mar 12th
“I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I...”
— Orson Welles
Mar 12th
Mar 12th
Mar 12th
Miyamoto 'Very Sad' During GameCube Era
Mar 12th
Actors I Would’ve Preferred as Ozymandias in Watchmen via...
Mar 12th
iDaft console it’s as fun as it looks
Mar 12th
“Oh, yeah. That’s like getting hate mail from Hitler. They’re...”
— Seth MacFarlane on what he...
Mar 12th
Warch Watch
Family Guy Hit With FCC Complaint, Stewie Eats Sperm via The Live Feed
Mar 12th

Top number of songs by artists in my...

1,251 - The Beatles songs 402 - Morrissey songs 395 - Nine Inch Nails songs 370 - The Smiths songs...
Mar 12th
Marvel Studios Adjusts Pipeline Schedule For...
Mar 12th
Luigi: Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn?
Mario: Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too.
Mar 12th
Warch Watch
8-bit - Mario III Anti-log can’t be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo. I whistle Koji Kondo while...
Mar 12th
Emily Blunt out, Scarlett Johannson to be...
Mar 12th
Mickey Rourke signs on for Iron Man 2......
Mar 12th
titlesequence: via img.groundspeak.com Whatever happened...
Mar 12th
Listen Listen
misterpeace: The Smiths - “Half A Person” Call me morbid, call me paleI’ve spent six years on...
Mar 12th
The Misfits - Bullet 7” 1978
Mar 11th
Channel 3 - I’ve Got a Gun LP 1982
Mar 11th
'Watchmen' Postmortem: Who Was Afraid Of The...
Mar 11th
droptoehold: captaincook: ringsidereview: WWE.com has...
Mar 11th
Listen Listen
Steve Martin - Schrödinger’s Cat by Erwin Schrödinger (1935) from Steve Martin’s 1998...
Mar 11th
Mar 11th

Comic-Con 2009

It’s still too damn early for any plans beyond I’m going and I’ve got tickets....
Mar 10th

Comic-Con 2009

Just bought the four-day membership for my twelfth Comic-Con. More info later.
Mar 10th

Wake up with John Cena

via WWE.com John Cena will wake up with America’s Spanish-speaking population tomorrow on...
Mar 10th
Warch Watch
X - We’re Desperate from the 1981 doc The Decline of Western Civilization Exene Cervenka -...
Mar 10th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)
Mar 10th
Mar 10th
Study Shows The Princess Is In Another Castle 7/8ths Of The...
Mar 10th
Alice White in The Big Noise, 1928
Mar 10th
1924 ad for Winx waterproof mascara via Trouble in Paradise
Mar 10th
even I don’t have much to say about this… wow. ...
Mar 10th
“How does it feel To be without a home Like a complete...”
— Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling...
Mar 10th
Kizarny released via WWE.com Written: March 9, 2009 ...
Mar 10th
Rorschach’s Journal: The Watchmen Watch WWE via...
Mar 10th
Just got tickets to an upcoming The Big Bang Theory tv taping. Don’t bother calling yourself...
Mar 10th
Notice something missing from comic books! besides the, ahm, posts? No Watchmen review. Why?...
Mar 10th
CGI Boobs: 7 Special Effects The Stars Want to Keep Secret ...
Mar 10th

The next WWE HOF inductee: Koko B. Ware!

via NoDq.com We can now confirm that the next member of the 2009 WWE Hall of Fame will be none...
Mar 10th
ringsidereview: WWE.com has announced the following...
Mar 10th
Ten Re-Issue Super DeLuxe Edition 2 CDs, 1 DVD, 4 LPs, 1...
Mar 9th

Morrissey Re-presents: Maladjusted (4th...

Released in 1997, ‘Maladjusted’ was the follow up to ‘Southpaw Grammar’. Produced by Steve...
Mar 9th

Morrissey Re-presents: Southpaw Grammar...

Originally released in 1995, ‘Southpaw Grammar’ was Morrissey’s fifth solo album and featured the...
Mar 9th
Even if Zooey Deschanel is singing There Is A Light That Never Goes Out in an elevator, I still...
Mar 9th
nicolecb: I am an enigma, an artist, a whisper in the wind....
Mar 9th
Fad Gadget - Ricky’s Hand/Handshake 7” 1980 ...
Mar 8th
Listen Listen
hannahisdead: ohdowney: copycats: Smile by Robert Downey, Jr. popularized by Nat King Cole...
Mar 8th
Pier Angeli and her little friend Chris remind you to turn...
Mar 8th
Warch Watch
unexcitable: added to the list of things I miss. And now the nations of the world, brought to you...
Mar 8th
Harold Lloyd’s Hollywood Nudes in 3D! I will be...
Mar 8th
Harold Lloyd in Safety Last!, 1923
Mar 8th
Harold Lloyd in Safety Last!, 1923
Mar 8th
Cartman: Mr.Cartmenez is here to make sure you all get into college.
Student: Man, we ain't gettin' into no college. Fuck you!
Cartman: How do I reach these keeds?
Mar 8th
South Park episode 172 Eek, a Penis!
Mar 8th
South Park episodes 177 & 178 Pandemic and Pandemic 2 -...
Mar 8th
British PM Went To White House And All He Got Were These...
Mar 8th
Joan Collins and Jayne Mansfield in The Wayward Bus, 1957
Mar 8th
Warch Watch
a scene from Duck Soup…
Mar 8th
The Marx Brothers in Duck Soup 1933 Chicolini, Lt. Bob...
Mar 8th
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns...”
— Groucho Marx
Mar 8th
“You’re only as young as the woman you feel.”
— Groucho Marx
Mar 8th
“If only those who dream about Hollywood knew how difficult...”
— Greta Garbo
Mar 8th
Warch Watch
a Coke spec commercial I worked on enjoy
Mar 8th
Mar 8th
‘Call of Duty’ Helps Rabbi Overcome Fear of...
Mar 8th
Star Trek. Hollywood. Midnight. Because, I am a nerd…
Mar 8th
(via hannahisdead) heh
Mar 8th
Charlie Chaplin and Virginia Cherrill in City Lights, 1931
Mar 8th
production still from Modern Times, 1936
Mar 8th
Paulette Goddard in Modern Times, 1936
Mar 8th
Breaking into the Movies a few things have changed since...
Mar 8th
1up
Mar 8th
Listen Listen
Birthday by The Beatles this one’s for you, kiddo You say it’s your birthday...
Mar 7th
just like I mentioned at comic books! I’m off to meet these Watchmen. twitter
Mar 6th
a 1943 mugshot of Elizabeth Short, aka The Black Dahlia ...
Mar 5th
one-sheet for Theda Bara as Salomé, 1918
Mar 5th
Charlie Chaplin in Shoulder Arms, 1918
Mar 5th
Marilyn Monroe, Bert Stern Photoshoot 1962
Mar 5th
Marilyn Monroe, Bert Stern Photoshoot 1962
Mar 5th
Marilyn Monroe, Bert Stern Photoshoot 1962
Mar 5th

Who Watches the Watchmen? Me.

Plans for tomorrow: In the morning I goto Hollywood to meetup for a business meeting. Once...
Mar 5th
misterpeace: bluelightofthetv:girlindc:Public Enemies...
Mar 5th
ringsidereview: Mark Madden Looks At The Best In The...
Mar 5th
Natalya: Making the family name proud
Mar 5th
Judd Apatow and co. not involved in...
Mar 5th
misterpeace: geekyrappinghood: Will probably pick this up...
Mar 5th
this picture was taken in an alley in the town of Sierra...
Mar 4th
one of the finest moments in modern cinema
Mar 4th
Listen Listen
hannahisdead: abeautifulstory: Attention all SuperMario 64 Whores. Enjoy oh yes.
Mar 4th
Listen Listen
misterpeace: The Cure - “Charlotte Sometimes” All the facesAll the voices blurChange to one...
Mar 4th
Listen Listen
The Day the World Went Away by Nine Inch Nails, from their 1999 double album The Fragile ...
Mar 4th

Jimmy Fallon isn't funny

misterpeace: or maybe he just had a really bad first night, but I’m leaning toward the former. ...
Mar 4th
Listen Listen
fuen: Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. via sharpless > indieandyy > ptpa > ylizabeth >...
Mar 4th
dirtydee: Fogell: Yo guys! Sup? Seth: Fogell, where have...
Mar 4th
Freaks 1932
Mar 3rd
King Kong, 1933
Mar 3rd
Warch Watch
The first episode of Ed Brubaker’s Angel Of Death is now up @Crackle
Mar 3rd

John Cena's WrestleMania 25 status -...

I’m not one for rumors, but think about it… brother. via PWPix.net WWE had a plan in...
Mar 3rd
ringsidereview: Yes, I’m commencing the countdown now....
Mar 3rd

So this is the 25th Wrestlemania?

cuttingthepromo: Is anybody else looking else looking at this Wrestlemania that is indeed a...
Mar 3rd

Updated Card For WWE WrestleMania 25 as...

Below are the confirmed matches as of March 2, 2009 for WrestleMania 25 which will take place on...
Mar 3rd
bonerparty: Rachael Ray? seriously? this is that hot...
Mar 3rd
Tonight on WWE Monday Night RAW: Shawn Michaels vs....
Mar 3rd

WWE targeting Booker T's WM weekend...

source: PWInsider.com TNA wrestler Booker T has plans to run a huge wrestling convention on Friday,...
Mar 3rd
droptoehold: Mickey Rourke with a replica WWE Championship...
Mar 3rd

Unify

cuttingthepromo: Can we please unify the two WWE belts. How can there be two top guys? Hasn’t Vince...
Mar 3rd
(via theseinfeldchronicles) Cantstandya!
Mar 3rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)
Mar 2nd

Avid brings 3-D without blinders

I work exclusively with Avid, and I have Media Composer in my PC via Variety New edit tool means...
Mar 2nd
jbacardi: Art Deco: Vintage Movie Star Magazine—The New...
Mar 2nd
Dodgers arriving at their new home in Los Angeles, 1957 via...
Mar 2nd

fight club 10th anniversry edition will...

hannahisdead: probably. I hope not. The current two disc set is perfect. Blu Ray, sure, but...
Mar 2nd
Actors Who Should Be Wrestlers via UGO.com
Mar 2nd
“I try to cooperate with them when I can, I think its good to...”
— Bret Hart, saying he has no...
Mar 2nd
thisoneisonus.org presents: Another Version of the Truth On...
Mar 2nd
pics from the OmDk prtee are up on Eon’s site look
Mar 1st
misterpeace: applebottom:killingbambi:postpunk: (via kapi) ...
Mar 1st
(via hannahisdead) here we go! This tasted good. Now that I...
Mar 1st
hannahisdead: Why are they not making this anymore? because...
Mar 1st
Blondie - Atomic 7” 1980 music video @youtube
Mar 1st