Captain Cook

2010

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June
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January 36

2009

December 109
November 131
October 150
September 220
August 210
July 186
June 203
May 206
April 136
March 278
February 187
January 180

2008

June
May
April
March
February
January

Mr. Kennedy released from WWE

droptoehold: World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Raw Superstar Mr....
May 30th
beatleslane: President John F. Kennedy born 92 years ago...
May 30th

Tonight & Tomorrow at New Beverly: Back...

Friday & Saturday May 29 & 30 Back to the Future Trilogy Marathon! Christopher Lloyd in...
May 30th
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" to get remade
May 29th
Warch Watch
“One Beer” from Tiny Toon Adventures was shown only once on FOX Kids, then banned for...
May 29th
California could be the first state to cut...
May 29th
Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim
May 29th
All hail King Homer!
May 29th
hoarr: I wish that I could be this happy. Look closer,...
May 29th
Warch Watch
agentmlovestacos: Basketball don’t hold grudges! I don’t watch wrasslin’ anymore, so I have no...
May 29th
Edge Soundboard
May 29th
WWE Smackdown is next!
May 28th
The cage is lifted, Batista poses for the crowd…
May 28th
Warch Watch
end of Orton/Batista cage match —-with a Ted DiBiase run-in!
May 28th
Warch Watch
beginning of Orton vs. Batista inside a Steel Cage
May 28th
Orton was way over, even more than Big Dave…
May 28th
Randy Orton will take on Batista for the title…
May 28th
The WWE Champion Randy Orton makes his way to the steel...
May 28th
Steel Cage being lowered for the first of three steel cage...
May 28th
Great seeing Christian again live. Fact: Christian’s...
May 28th
The Hart Dynasty are the future, dammit!
May 28th
Tommy Dreamer was dancing and fucking around in the ring....
May 28th
Christian was super-over. Swagger got good heat, no one...
May 28th
Did Ted DiBiase get an upset over John Cena? Watch WWE...
May 28th
DiBiase got a huge pop, and the kids loved Cena.
May 28th
Huge match for tomorrow’s WWE Superstars: John Cena...
May 28th
As you could above Natalya, my brother in the red shirt and...
May 28th
Full WWE @ Staples Center recap in pictures up later
May 28th

Smackdown/ECW; Three Cage Dark Matches...

Heading off to tonight’s huge WWE show at Staples Center. I’ll be back later tonight...
May 27th
Cena was way over with the kids. He was a good sport,...
May 27th
After RAW went off the air, The Miz remained in the ring and...
May 27th
As you might tell, I had floor seats on the hard camera...
May 27th
The heels were already over, but the one with the real mixed...
May 27th
As I mentioned on twitter, Kelly Kelly is extremely...
May 27th
Another look at the WWE RAW ring from last night
May 26th
Though the WWE usually sells out Staples Center, this is the...
May 26th
Primo & Carlito vs Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas;...
May 26th
I’ll be posting some pictures from last night’s...
May 26th
adamngoodshot: The Graduate (1967) Dir: Mike Nichols /...
May 26th
Okay gang, I’m heading off to Staples Center for...
May 26th
agentmlovestacos: Facebook vs Twitter by Jesse Thomas on...
May 26th
agentmlovestacos: Massively cool Super Mario Bros. pin-up...
May 25th
ringsidereview: Happy Memorial Day A shout out to all the...
May 25th
Michael Bay, master of the 'huge canvas'
May 25th
Dr. Pepper... Attack of the Clones!
May 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24)
May 25th
May 25th
No Loitering
May 25th
Amelia Earhart's soaring spirit
May 25th
Clarence “Ducky” Nash and his buddy Donald
May 25th
Warch Watch
Porky in Wackyland (1938) In search of the elusive Do-Do bird, Porky travels to Wackyland to catch...
May 24th
Bob Clampett Porky the Pig Model Sheet
May 24th
“I find too often in the wrestling business, you just...”
— Owen Hart
May 24th

Ten years ago today, Owen Hart fell to...

(via ringsidereview)
May 24th
Daffy Duck and Peter Lorre in Birth of a Notion (1947)
May 24th
Susan Hayward and a wascawy wabbit
May 24th
25% off used games when you buy the new UFC game or...
May 23rd
(via georgeharrison)
May 23rd
(via kayfabe) A shame he is stuck in CMLL… he would...
May 23rd
3 Dark Match Main Events for Tuesday’s ECW/Smackdown...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
ringsidereview: Consider me one of the “…people who like cheering for Christian.” Fantastic. There’s...
May 23rd
Abu Dhabi invests big in Hollywood
May 23rd
beatleslane: New Beatles Trivia post: Name the members of...
May 23rd
fuen: The Goonies poster art | Drew Struzan good...
May 23rd
Monday's Raw moves to L.A.'s STAPLES Center -...
May 21st

Denver's Pepsi Center very upset with...

The following statement was posted on the official website of the Pepsi Center: Kroenke Sports...
May 21st
Wayne Allwine (1947-2009)
May 21st
LATimes: WWE event booted from Denver will be...
May 21st
(via megmess) It Happened One Night 1934
May 21st
Survey: Majority of Latinas Pregnant by Age...
May 20th
“Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man...”
— Furious Styles, from Boyz n...
May 20th
Dan Aykroyd says 'Ghostbusters 3' may start...
May 20th
“Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See,...”
— Captain Koons from Pulp...
May 20th
theseinfeldchronicles: “Holy cow!” Poor son of a bitch.
May 20th
Universal Studios Hollywood revive King Kong...
May 20th

Two major arenas offer to host RAW next...

After a scheduling debacle has left next week’s WWE RAW without a host arena, WWE.com says...
May 20th
Warch Watch
Vince McMahon talks to ESPN (and former WWE personality The Coach) about next Monday’s...
May 19th

No Salvation just yet..

Due to my own tardiness and overall lack of enthusiasm, my brother and I missed a special screening...
May 19th
Warch Watch
First Trailer for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes!
May 19th
“To me, the ultimate symbolic face of everything wrong with...”
— Valerie D’Orazio
May 19th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17)
May 18th
I was in Hollywood, waiting for Thai food when the quake...
May 18th
4.7 quake shakes Southern California,...
May 18th

Judgement Day 2009 Results (so far)

Umaga over CM Punk Christian over Jack Swagger, retains ECW Title John Morrison over Shelton...
May 18th
before the PPV ends, I have to drive to Hollywood to get my money back for unused tickets to see...
May 18th
Tonight: Edge vs Jeff Hardy - World Heavyweight Championship
May 18th
Tonight: Randy Orton vs Batista - WWE Championship
May 18th
Tonight: Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho - Intercontinental...
May 18th
hannahisdead: comicbooks: The Flash by Alex Ross are the...
May 17th
What the f—?
May 17th

Indy rimshot

Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.
May 17th

Nazis! I hate these guys.

May 17th
“We named the dog Indiana.”
— Professor Henry Jones in...
May 17th
I’m a simple man with simple needs…
May 16th
hannahisdead: My desktop is bitchin’. Holy hell...
May 16th
kayfabe: “I always wanted an older brother when I was...
May 16th
what? no Fuck Yeah Mr. Cunningham?
May 16th
Marty Scorsese goes digital with film...
May 16th

Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?

an autobiography by C. Montgomery Burns
May 16th
Going hiking up to Monrovia Canyon Park tomorrow later this...
May 16th
Warch Watch
Parálisis Permanente - Quiero ser santa spanish gothic rock from 1982
May 16th
Kelly Kelly takes a beating from Maryse
May 16th
The Hart Trilogy
May 15th
“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to...”
— Henry Hill in Goodfellas
May 15th
agentmlovestacos: Gorgeous Super Mario World painted...
May 15th
are we not human? if we tumbl, do we not reblog?
May 15th
Game Boy Color ad from a 1999 comic book
May 15th
Governator's budget would fire 5,000 workers,...
May 15th
“Nowadays it’s bigger and more insane than ever....”
— CM Punk selling modern pro...
May 14th
The San Diego Star Wars Society, along with Blockbuster on...
May 14th
Johnny Depp As Frank Sinatra?
May 14th
CAN MGM SURVIVE? Studio Desperate To...
May 14th

so far, I don't think anything College...

the irony being I dropped out of college for pursuing a career in comedy
May 14th
agentmlovestacos: Night of the Living Muppets! #zombietalk...
May 14th
follow John Cleese on twitter!
May 14th
from one big-screen beauty to another —here’s...
May 14th
Natalie Portman dressed as a nerd during the production of...
May 14th
Adios, San Diego!
May 14th
megmess: it just occurred to me that i’m going to finally...
May 14th
Warch Watch
Macho Madness: The Randy Savage Ultimate Collection DVD trailer
May 14th
OH, FRANKIE! Universal, Peter Guber And Marty...
May 14th
Governator proposes selling L.A. Coliseum,...
May 14th
Girl Who Named Pluto, At 11, Dies At 90
May 14th
hannahisdead: I think I’ll rent this movie this weekend, why...
May 14th
(via megmess) Jake The Snake strikes again!
May 14th
Listen Listen
justonesong: Day Four West Coast by Coconut Records nice ‘home sick’ song, I always...
May 13th
Warch Watch
Clerks The Animated Series a great show that didn’t last. Enjoy!
May 13th
“You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and...”
— Jesse Ventura on Larry King...
May 13th
hannahisdead: (via saithis) That’s all folks… yes.
May 13th
Depeche Mode frontman rushed to hospital:...
May 13th
Interesting trivia note: Most watched WWE...
May 13th
Warch Watch
A mashup of the old animated Star Trek series and William Shatner’s cover of Pulp’s...
May 13th
Listen Listen
cultofcartman: Title: South Park Theme         Artist: Primus What other way to start off a...
May 13th
(via eyeonspringfield) Now, what was I laughing about? Oh...
May 13th
Sidney Laverents dies at 100; amateur filmmaker celebrated...
May 13th

AZIZ VS. IMAX ROUND 2: IMAX CEO...

azizisbored: On this site, IMAX CEO Richard Gelfond addresses my complaint. “The overwhelming...
May 13th

They don't have Perkin's in California?

hannahisdead: captaincook: hannahisdead: Wow, sucks for you. what the fuck is a Perkin’s? We...
May 13th

They don't have Perkin's in California?

hannahisdead: Wow, sucks for you. what the fuck is a Perkin’s? We may not have one of those,...
May 13th
Bette Davis in Dark Victory, 1939
May 12th

REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. WARNING:...

azizisbored: I went with a friend of mine to see Star Trek: The IMAX Experience at the AMC Theatre...
May 12th
Warch Watch
Katie Vick One of the stupidest, most disgusting angles in pro wrestling history…
May 12th
made the radar.. why dont’cha check out some comic...
May 12th
(via droptoehold) Oh hell yeah!
May 12th
Miss Santa Monica Freeway, 1962
May 12th
LA Weekly: 'Star Trek' Disappoints Some...
May 12th
007: Daniel Craig | Iconology
May 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10)
May 11th
filmmaker/actress/animal trainer Nell Shipman
May 10th
Peter Lorre as Ugarte
May 10th
The Smiths - What Difference Does It Make? 12” 1984
May 10th
(via eyeonspringfield) Oh, dear God No!
May 10th
lots of D-X fans that night! The main event was William...
May 10th
this was from a WWE RAW house show event at the Staples...
May 9th
(via eyeonspringfield) Guy Incognito!
May 9th
“I grew up on ‘Star Trek’ …I believe in the...”
— President Barack Obama, during...
May 9th
Obama's Spock-ness: 'Trekkie in chief' wants...
May 9th
Superman by Jim Lee because I miss posting the big guy on...
May 9th
New Sherlock Holmes pictures —yeah, it looks pretty...
May 9th
New Sherlock Holmes pictures
May 9th
New Sherlock Holmes pictures
May 9th
(via eyeonspringfield) George: Hello Homer, I’m...
May 9th
citizenbist: In honor of Coppola’s newest film soon to be...
May 9th

WWE pinned by 47% loss in profits

Variety: ‘Wrestlemania’ falls outside second quarter numbers World Wrestling...
May 8th
theseinfeldchronicles: “I have been accused of wrong-doing....
May 8th
Spock sings!
May 8th
Warch Watch
Star Trek XII: So Very Tired See the Original Cast in their latest— Greatest Adventure! ...
May 8th
Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space
May 8th

Marge is not happy with Bart

Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?
May 8th

Bart Simpson: Chief Justice of the...

Ms. Krabappel: I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Homer: Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burgher... Mmmmmmm... Burgher...
May 8th
“He’s the boy you love to hate!”
— Homer, on Bart
May 8th
judefox: Remember this post? Here’s the picture to prove...
May 8th
In-N-Out: Can perfection survive?
May 8th
Dodgers' Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games...
May 8th
Stu, John, and Paul
May 8th
fuen: johnny 5 is alive | speedball0o en DeviantART ...
May 7th
Listen Listen
theseinfeldchronicles: The gang discusses the phenomenal “jerk store” comeback. Look, just tell him...
May 7th
beatleslane: Another beautiful “sixties girl”, this is the...
May 7th
Super Mario Bros. 3 (Super Mario All-Stars) desktop...
May 7th
Pinky: Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!
May 6th
citizenbist: Happy Birthday, Orson Welles! yes!
May 6th
fuen: If there’s something weird… | Dave Pewrillo
May 6th
Dodgers win again, tie record
May 6th
theseinfeldchronicles: “He took it out.” Maybe uh, it...
May 6th
theseinfeldchronicles: “Oh gah! It’s a pigman! A PIGMAN!”
May 6th
Obama, Biden satisfy sizzling burger craving
May 6th
¡Ask a Mexican!: ¿Que es Cinco de Mayo?
May 6th
“Dear Henry, last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm...”
— John Cheever
May 6th
Warch Watch
The Fabulous Freebirds – Badstreet, USA
May 5th
Dom DeLuise dies at 75; actor was a...
May 5th
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck 7” 1981 via The...
May 5th
American Graffiti publicity photo, 1973
May 5th
beatleslane: Nancy Sinatra and her “boots made for walking”.
May 5th
this was from like three weeks ago.
May 5th
Santa Anita Park's owner gets OK to sell...
May 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-3)
May 5th
(via megmess) Estelle and Frank
May 5th
Warch Watch
The Urkel Dance Do the Urkel! If you want to do the Steve Urkel dance all you have to do is hitch...
May 4th
10 Things That Increase Movie Production...
May 3rd
bonerparty: no other time period got “cool” more correct...
May 3rd

extended X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie...

A more in-depth analysis to compliment my spoiler-free review over at comic books! I’ll...
May 2nd
Firing teachers can be a costly and tortuous...
May 2nd
(via eyeonspringfield) Why don’t we call it,...
May 2nd

Star Trek premieres at Grauman's Chinese...

the film will be playing at the Arclight Cinerama Dome, four blocks away in Hollywood. I’m...
May 2nd
"Macho Man" Randy Savage gear on eBay
May 2nd
May Day: Marchers rally for immigration...
May 2nd
Immigration activists plan May Day rallies
May 1st