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ringsidereview:

Like, SERIOUSLY? Wow. Just wow.
As far as I can tell, she’s wearing the admittedly redonkulous outfit in her Celebrity Apprentice intro vid package thing. You know, when she’ll be all like, “I’m Maria Kanellis, WWE Diva. I think I can win Celebrity Apprentice because male bloggers have inappropriate crushes on me,” and everyone else in America will be looking at her in that outfit and thinking, “Bitch, please.”

so, could someone please tell me why CM Punk dumped her?

ringsidereview:

Like, SERIOUSLY? Wow. Just wow.

As far as I can tell, she’s wearing the admittedly redonkulous outfit in her Celebrity Apprentice intro vid package thing. You know, when she’ll be all like, “I’m Maria Kanellis, WWE Diva. I think I can win Celebrity Apprentice because male bloggers have inappropriate crushes on me,” and everyone else in America will be looking at her in that outfit and thinking, “Bitch, please.”

so, could someone please tell me why CM Punk dumped her?

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  1. thesquaredcircle reblogged this from ringsidereview and added:
    Maybe Maria likes to have a beer now and again and Punk was all “STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU” So she was...
  2. satanlovesusall reblogged this from ringsidereview and added:
    He dumped her so I could find him & tell him how much I think we’d make a beautiful couple, duh! Ebony & ivory FTW. jk....
  3. ringsidereview reblogged this from captaincook and added:
    Mark this date down. I will say this once, only once, and in the only possible circumstance where it would make sense:...
  4. captaincook reblogged this from ringsidereview and added:
    so, could someone please tell me why CM Punk dumped her?
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