So last night at a Halloween party...

having no time to find/create a decent comic book-related costume, I settled for the most convenient —and now regretful choice: Clark Kent/The Blur from Smallville.

I feel dirty. Yeah, it was so easy to make, but that wasn’t the point. The point was, dressed like that, I don’t understand why Clark on the series would wear such a garb.

The series was originally planned a s a young Bruce Wayne tv show, with teen Bruce working at Arkham and acting emo and shit. The producers couldn’t get the Batman rights, so they got Superman/Superboy tv rights and thus Smallville. But the last few seasons, they made sure to have Clark’s stupid alter-ego “The Blur” come out at night like Batman, have him terrorize bad guys and become an acknowledged vigilante like Batman, and for reasons not explained six episodes onto the new season, have Clark dress up in jeans, black boots, a black coat and a black shirt with a gray \S/ as an emblem.Oh, and he acts emo and shit.

No bueno, man. I’ll explain why Smallville sucks another day, but man, it didn’t feel good dressed like that.