mimisaurus:

luninar:

noshitsherlock-:

copses:

centaine:

thedailywhat:

O HAI.

Also: Crasher Seal is now a meme.

[reddit.]

AMAZING

DEAD

Because penguins.

pigeons

I AM PENGUIN II by ukitakumuki

I didn’t know Uncle Remus liked penguins. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah…

hoarr:

Gay Penuin Couple Split Up; “Conniving” Hussy to Blame

Wha-wha-what?!

One could say that all seemed to be going swimmingly with Harry and Pepper.  Enter the recently widowed Linda, who has long had a reputation of sorts, according to Brown.

Several years ago, she left her longtime companion and moved in with much older Fig just hours after Fig’s partner passed away, Brown said.

“That was the fastest we’d ever seen penguins move on,” he said. “To be completely anthropomorphizing, Linda seems conniving. She’s got her plan. I don’t think she was wanting to be a single girl for too long.”

This year, within weeks of Fig passing away in winter, Harry was seen in Fig’s old burrow spending time with Linda, Brown said.

Then one day, Harry and Linda approached Pepper’s pen and confronted Pepper. Harry began attacking Pepper violently and the three ultimately had to be separated, Brown said.

Ooo, gurl!  That bitch done gone in and ruined a perfect relationship.  Who knew that their love was on the rocks!

Them penguins, man. Never know what can happen with ‘em!

hannahisdeceased:

jjustin:

LOL I DO THIS ALL THE TIME AAHAHHAAH

LOL SAME.

That looks like Captain Cook the penguin!

ashleyxsober:

(via lovegifs)

The 1930’s were a hard time for penguins

sweet mother of Gump