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Hot Tub Time Machine trailer for this gloomy sunday


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Here's a red letter date in the history of science, November 5th 1955

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The Flux Capacitor.

It’s taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my god has it been that long. Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody, owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees…


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Wii Charles Atlas-style ad

Wii Charles Atlas-style ad


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DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen..


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Bela Lugosi fights a rubber octopus for a scene in Bride of the Atom Monster.

From the Tim Burton film Ed Wood


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(via hannahisdeceased)
Ni !

(via hannahisdeceased)

Ni !


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Tom Hanks vs. The Fonz


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hannahisdeceased:

macmankev:

Monty Python on Jimmy Fallon

Skips over the monologue, but the rest of the show is pretty much devoted to them. Enjoy.

Jimmy Fallon is fucking awful. And no, these guys aren’t funny because each man is over ninety years-old… it’s because they understood what makes hit funny, wheras Fallon relies on unfunny writers and has lacks the charisma to make himself interesting and unique —unless looking and acting retarded counts.

But even the Gumbys were better retards…

P.s. sorry for my international followers, this video can only be viewed in the good ol’ US of A… Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen!


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Last night's South Park - W.T.F.

It was pretty much I expected, and really folks, it would’ve been a hell of a lot worse. Rednecks, fake, gay, all that stuff was a given. The real highlight was Vince McMahon… whom I hope watched this episode and had a chuckle. I know I did!


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